"The present moves from the past to the future, like a tiny spotlight, inching its way along a gigantic ruler of time. Everything behind the spotlight is in darkness, the darkness of the dead past. Everything ahead of the spotlight is in the darkness of the unknown future. You are lucky to be alive and so am I." - Dawkins.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Worked at playgroup this morning. There was drama in the book corner.
In the Bible, God directly kills 2,270,365+ people.
Satan kills 10.
I have done nothing productive today whatsoever.
When people have conversations that are only for other people to listen into as a some kind of odd social show. Well my sister is doing that right now.
(Source: f0rever-d0pe)
This Aero thing is becoming a bit of an addiction.
hitler was an atheist
He also had a moustache but people would never correlate length of facial hair with likelihood of ordering genocide. There’s a phrase most people learn about the age of 14 that applies to this kind of logic, and that’s “correlation causation”. Just because two things correlate, does not mean they bare any relationship.
Also it doesn’t take a genius to realise that people with faith brought the World Trade Centres down, started the inquisition and led the crusades. There’s also the fact that Hitler’s atheism is just a perpetuated myth amongst badly educated zealots, no one knows what his true religious beliefs were but the signs point towards being a Christian.
So hush now.
When Albert and Andrew get over no man’s land and they don’t die and they get into the trench at the other side and they break down because they both made it but then someone shouts GAS GAS GAS and Andrew turns round and looks at him and says “Alby” and dissapears in the fog.
Well at that point, my heart becomes a conker, a conker about to cracked into a billion pieces.
Imagine if me and Gina had babies. They would be the coolest, most talented, good looking babies known to man.
£1.19 for an Aero, what has the world come to?
There are one group of people in the world that annoy me (on a first world, middle class white boy level) more than anyone else. It’s not the call centres, it’s not the multivitamin takers, it’s not even the creationists.
9/11 conspiracy theorists.
I don’t need a life that’s normal,
That’s way too far away,
But something next to normal would be OK.
Something next to normal thats the thing I’d like to try.
Close enough to normal to get by,
We’ll get by.
